Kisah 3 Pilot yang ditangkap oleh Suku Kanibal, ke-3 pilot yg takut trsebut mmohon agar x dibunuh. Maka ketua suku kaum itu pn brkata, 'Klau kowg sume nk hidup, kowg kena msuk hutan & bawa 10 buah yg sama jenisnya. Tapi kowg hanya ada masa 3 jam saja!'
Sblm 3 jam, pilot yg 1 pun akhirnya dtg bawa 10 epal.
Ketua Suku : "Ok, kamu dh bawa 10 bj epal. Skrg msukkan semua epal tu ke dlm lubang dubur kamu satu persatu. Klau kamu mrintih atau brsuara, kamu akan saya potong2!"
Dgn penuh prjuangan & ketahanan akhirnya epal prtama dpt di msukkan. Tp utk epal yg ke 2 dia xdpt mnahan sakit & terus mnjerit. Dgn kejam ketua suku td terus memenggal kepala si pilot. Maka naiklah pilot td ke syurga.
Pilot ke-2 plak dtg bawa 10 bj anggur. Dan ketua suku td terus bg arahan yg sama. 1 anggur msuk, 2 anggur, 3 anggur, tp pada saat dia nk masukkan anggur yg ke 10, ketua suku td tiba2 memotong kepala pilot ke-2.
Naik la pilot ke-2 td ke syurga & brjmpa dgn pilot-1 td.
Pilot2 : Wah, kau pn mati jgk?
Pilot1 : Ye la, aku bwk epal. Xtahan sakit! Sial tul ketua suku tu, syaratnya susah sgt! Hbs kau bwk buah apa?
Pilot2 : Anggur
Pilot1 : Anggur?? Tu kan senang! Kck je, xsakit pon!
Pilot2 : Mmg betul. Sume anggur aku hmpir masuk ke dlm lubang dubur. Tapi tiba2 aku ketawa & hbs sume anggur yg aku msuk td keluar blik…..
Pilot1 : Bodoh kau! Knpe ketawa?
Pilot2 : Habis, ms aku nk msukkan anggur yg ke 10, aku nmpk pilot ke-3 bawa durian...giler tu!!!
Wakakakakkaaaa......
Giler ah ding dongggg
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-----Original Message-----
From: Portal KSM <admin@pksm.gov.my>
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:56:21
To: Mohd Najib Serakim<mohdnajibserakim@yahoo.com>
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Subject: Illegal maids who come forward can continue to work
Illegal maids who come forward can continue to work
PUTRAJAYA: Illegal maids who have registered themselves under the on-going "6P" legalisation and amnesty exercise can continue working for their
current employers.
Deputy Home Ministry secretary-general Datuk Alwi Ibrahim said this was especially so for maids from Indonesia, the Philippines, Cambodia, Sri Lanka,
India, Vietnam and Laos.
However, he said the ministry would still check "case by case" before approving such requests.
This includes, among others, the maids' country of origin, background check on the current employer and current salary paid.
"Although the approval would be subject to such requirements, we will try to accommodate.
"We don't want a situation where a family applies for five maids, but in reality needs only one and the remainder are doing other jobs outside the
actual description. Some employers might have a hidden agenda. We don't want the maids to be exploited," he told the New Straits Times.
Alwi was ask to comment on the fate of illegal maids who had undergone the first phase of the 6P exercise which began on Aug 1.
He said the ministry would give consideration to maids who wanted to remain with their current employers.
The ministry had previously stated that illegal foreign workers could remain with their current employers, while those without jobs would be matched
to different sectors by the Human Resources Ministry.
The 6P programme comprises registration, legalisation, amnesty, supervision, enforcement and deportation. There are an estimated two million illegal
foreign workers in the country.
Read more: Illegal maids who come forward can continue to work http://www.nst.com.my/nst/articles/3alwi/Article#ixzz1VuYDyw42
-----Original Message-----
From: Portal KSM <admin@pksm.gov.my>
Date: Wed, 24 Aug 2011 10:56:21
To: Mohd Najib Serakim<mohdnajibserakim@yahoo.com>
Reply-to: Portal KSM <admin@pksm.gov.my>
Subject: Illegal maids who come forward can continue to work
Illegal maids who come forward can continue to work
PUTRAJAYA: Illegal maids who have registered themselves under the on-going "6P" legalisation and amnesty exercise can continue working for their
current employers.
Deputy Home Ministry secretary-general Datuk Alwi Ibrahim said this was especially so for maids from Indonesia, the Philippines, Cambodia, Sri Lanka,
India, Vietnam and Laos.
However, he said the ministry would still check "case by case" before approving such requests.
This includes, among others, the maids' country of origin, background check on the current employer and current salary paid.
"Although the approval would be subject to such requirements, we will try to accommodate.
"We don't want a situation where a family applies for five maids, but in reality needs only one and the remainder are doing other jobs outside the
actual description. Some employers might have a hidden agenda. We don't want the maids to be exploited," he told the New Straits Times.
Alwi was ask to comment on the fate of illegal maids who had undergone the first phase of the 6P exercise which began on Aug 1.
He said the ministry would give consideration to maids who wanted to remain with their current employers.
The ministry had previously stated that illegal foreign workers could remain with their current employers, while those without jobs would be matched
to different sectors by the Human Resources Ministry.
The 6P programme comprises registration, legalisation, amnesty, supervision, enforcement and deportation. There are an estimated two million illegal
foreign workers in the country.
Read more: Illegal maids who come forward can continue to work http://www.nst.com.my/nst/articles/3alwi/Article#ixzz1VuYDyw42
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